Horoscopes are Bogus, Except When They're Not

I don't really believe in the predictive power of horoscopes, and I figure they only relate to people because they are so vague and happen to touch on universal truths of the common (wo)man. However, my horoscope for today was so dead ringer I choked on a Kix.

Whatever the rules, you will fully investigate their flexibility.

The only flaw? That's really more my life horoscope. If I was a super hero, this would be my mantra.